The thing I said to you before I went undercover, about how I wished something had happened between us romantically, that wasn’t nothing. That was real. I know that you’re with Teddy. I’m not trying to change that. And I get there’s stuff I can’t control. But this morning I told you that I didn’t mean any of it, and that was a lie. I just don’t want to hold anything back.

(Source: reginageorges, via detectivessantiago)

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radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

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